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Soccer Standings

Winter 2026 | Thu Leagues | Coed, Over-30

Look Ma No Hands  photo First Place Trophy

Coed D1
Champs

 
  Look Ma No Hands

Congrats Look Ma No Hands!

If you haven't heard, you better LISTEN TO THIS TRACK! D1 winners in Look Ma No Hands put on a masterclass this season, cruising to a 9-0-0 perfect record. They weren't just winning; they were scoring at a record clip, putting up 40 goals to lead all Thursday squads. Nice job on the perfect season, O Let's Do It again!

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Second Place Trophy

Coed D1
Second Place

Quaranteamed

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Coed D1 Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Look Ma No Hands
9 0 0 40 14 26 79 27
2
 
  Quaranteamed
6 2 1 24 16 8 40 19
3
 
  Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
3 3 2 21 14 7 8 11
4
 
  PDKMV
2 4 2 14 20 -6 7 8
5
 
  Net Six and Chill (Prime)
2 6 0 11 27 -16 12 6
6
 
  The Iron Throw-In
0 7 1 11 30 -19 0 1
Mother Punters photo First Place Trophy

Coed D2
Champs

 
  Mother Punters

Congrats Mother Punters!

CUPSET ALERT! 4 seeded Mother Punters proved you can't count out the low seed, and after a gritty run to the final, D2's champs capped off their trophy run with a dramatic 12-11 PK shootout victory. It's the second trophy ever for the MoPos, and their very first in Thursday Coed. Congrats, and good luck in D1!

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Second Place Trophy

Coed D2
Second Place

Hotter than the Sun

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Coed D2 Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Fireball
6 2 0 24 11 13 47 18
2
 
  Hotter than the Sun
5 2 2 23 13 10 51 17
3
 
  Mother Punters
5 3 1 21 16 5 46 16
4
 
  Touch Grass FC
4 2 2 11 9 2 40 14
5
 
  ultrAtlanta Yellow
1 6 1 10 26 -16 3 4
6
 
  Weasels 2
1 7 0 7 21 -14 4 3
Net Seven and Chill photo First Place Trophy

Coed D3
Champs

 
  Net Seven and Chill

Congrats Net Seven and Chill!

We forced a name change on this crew for reasons that might be obvious to the SOPFC faithful, but the rebrand clearly came with some championship luck! Net Seven and Chill kept it ice cold in the postseason, grinding out back-to-back close 2-1 wins in both the semis and the finals for their first trophy in team history. See you all for the D2 premier next season!

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Second Place Trophy

Coed D3
Second Place

ultrAtlanta Red

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Coed D3 Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Aperol Kickz
6 2 0 18 14 4 61 18
2
 
  Net Seven and Chill
5 2 2 14 10 4 61 17
3
 
  Blue Ballerz FC
4 2 2 21 13 8 30 14
4
 
  ultrAtlanta Red
4 3 2 16 12 4 45 14
5
 
  Kraken Backs FC
2 3 3 10 11 -1 13 9
6
 
  Bad Pitches
2 4 2 8 15 -7 23 8
7
 
  Pitch Don’t Kill My Vibe
2 5 1 13 20 -7 12 7
8
 
  Benadryllers
2 6 0 10 15 -5 25 6
Elephant Sily photo First Place Trophy

Over-30 D1
Champs

 
  Elephant Sily

Congrats Elephant Sily!

Muscle memory of a champion! We’ve herd it all before, but Elephant Sily keeps making us say it! After taking home the D2 title last season, they didn't skip a beat moving up to the top flight. In a phantastic repeat effort, they charged through the winter to become the new D1 Champs.

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Second Place Trophy

Over-30 D1
Second Place

It’s Electric

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Over-30 D1 Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Elephant Sily
7 2 0 25 16 9 73 21
2
 
  It’s Electric
4 4 1 21 19 2 51 13
3
 
  Goalfellas
3 3 2 11 10 1 25 11
4
 
  Jack's Bulldawgs
3 4 1 12 13 -1 35 10
5
 
  Reynoldstown FC
3 5 0 13 17 -4 40 9
6
 
  Whiskey Shooters
2 4 2 7 14 -7 20 8
Edgewood SC photo First Place Trophy

Over-30 D2
Champs

 
  Edgewood SC

Congrats Edgewood SC!

After 10 seasons in the league, Edgewood SC has officially become part of SOPFC Lore. They Joy-stuck to the competition all winter, finishing with a clinical 6-0-3 undefeated record and staying at the top of the Sound Table the whole way through. It's a first for the Over-30 vets, and we'll see them in the top flgiht next season!

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Second Place Trophy

Over-30 D2
Second Place

Occasionally United

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Over-30 D2 Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Edgewood SC
6 0 3 15 4 11 75 21
2
 
  Occasionally United
6 2 1 18 11 7 59 19
3
 
  Keepers
4 3 1 7 11 -4 30 13
4
 
  Misfits FC
3 3 2 10 9 1 24 11
5
 
  Round Trip Brewing FC
2 3 3 10 10 0 14 9
6
 
  Wahooligans
2 4 2 4 5 -1 6 8
7
 
  Coyz II Men
2 5 1 7 14 -7 11 7
8
 
  Ugh United
0 5 3 1 8 -7 0 3
Goal Dancers FC* photo First Place Trophy

Protected
Champs

 
  Goal Dancers FC*

Congrats Goal Dancers FC!

Protected's champs Goal Dancers know how to put on a show! Despite a gritty regular season finish with 4 ties, the 2 seed worked the scoreboard to the tune of 22 goals, leading all Protected teams and winning the division title! It's a first for Blondie's Ballers, but we won't be surprised to see them climb to the top of the table again here soon.

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Second Place Trophy

Protected
Second Place

Barely United*

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Protected Standings

  Team Wins Losses Draws Points
Scored
Points
Allowed
Point
Diff
PI * Ranking
Points
1
 
  Barely United*
7 2 0 13 7 6 68 21
2
 
  Goal Dancers FC*
4 1 4 22 11 11 47 16
3
 
  Peach Pit FC*
2 1 5 11 10 1 18 11
4
 
  One Kick Wonders*
2 1 5 11 14 -3 17 11
5
 
  Turf Burners FC*
2 2 4 11 12 -1 16 10
6
 
  Shooting Stars FC*
3 4 1 8 10 -2 22 10
7
 
  Peachy Puffs*
2 3 3 9 9 0 12 9
8
 
  Whiff City FC*
2 4 2 11 12 -1 16 8
9
 
  Peach Passers*
1 3 4 11 15 -4 21 7
10
 
  Fleet Feet*
1 5 2 13 20 -7 8 5
How are Standings Calculated?
3 Ranking Points for a win, 0 for a loss, 1 for a draw. Tiebreakers in order: Goal Differential (Point Diff), Goals Scored (Points Scored), Power Index (PI).
* PI = Power Index
The Power Index is a strength-of-schedule metric that is calculated by summing the Ranking Points of each team's vanquished opponents.
º Forfeits
Parenthesized numbers indicate wins or losses by forfeit.
When calculating Ranking Points, forfeits may be weighted differently than normal wins and losses.